No One Sets Out To Be A Smooth Jazz Musician | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source:
Look, I’m not going to lie to you. Nobody ever just woke up one morning and thought, “Of all the things possible in the vastness that is life, what I’d really like to do is play smooth jazz 250 nights a year.” It just doesn’t work that way.
(Via www.theonion.com)
So True!